John Thunder is a member of The Centurions, and serves as the team's Native American Covert Operations Specialist. Espionage and infiltration expert. In addition to his two weapons systems, John Thunder utilizes non-cybernetic weapons:

  • A vibro-knife used in self defense.
  • A pair of electromagnetic gloves used to climb walls and ceilings to observe or evade while infiltrating.

Well, sir, there's nothing on earth Like a genuine, bona fide Electrified, six-car monorail What'd I say?

Monorail What's it called? Monorail That's right! Monorail

Monorail Monorail Monorail

I hear those things are awfully loud It glides as softly as a cloud Is there a chance the track could bend? Not on your life, my Hindu friend

What about us brain-dead slobs? You'll be given cushy jobs Were you sent here by the Devil? No, good sir, I'm on the level

The ring came off my pudding can Take my pen knife, my good man I swear it's Springfield's only choice Throw up your hands and raise your voice

Monorail What's it called? Monorail Once again Monorail

But Main Street's still all cracked and broken Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken

Monorail! Monorail! Monorail! Monorail!

Mono, d'oh!

Assault Weapon Systems

Max Ray Cruiser | Tidal Blast | Sea Bat | Depth Charger
Jake Rockwell Fireforce | Wild Weasel | Hornet | Swingshot | Detonator | Awesome Auger | Power Pack
Ace McCloud Sky Knight | Orbital Interceptor | Skybolt
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